For those of you who do not know, my name is Moreno and I am of Indian descent. I only care about tragedies when they affect Indians. 9/11 - didn’t really care as the Indian death toll was relatively low. Tsunamis of 2004 - although many of the affected were Hindus, for the most part [...]

From The Onion

Daphne woman hit by lightning while praying - DAPHNE, Ala. - Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm raged through Baldwin County.
Suddenly, lightning exploded, blowing through the linoleum and [...]

There’s safety in numbers.

Overheard in New York (I’m pretty sure me, Freddie, and Rajeev were the owners of the second one):

Guy: …Newborn babies are pretty small, yo.
Girl: Not small enough to fit in your pocket!
Guy: What if you were wearing cargo pants?
–A train
Guy #1: Shouldn’t you guys be out looking for jobs instead of practicing four [...]

Once upon a time, a country called USA took a little stroll thru a little country called Iraq. Many years later, the citizens of USA forgot all about Iraq as its attention was turned to various scandals affecting their own administration over who took a leak where and who shot who and why. The people [...]

I’m currently reading Dostoevsky’s Brother’s Karamazov. Its super sexy. I think Fyodor’s better than Shakespeare. During the last 2 months that i’ve been reading this book there have been 2 occasions where I have been sitting either next to or across from someone on the subway who was also reading a Dostoevsky novel. The other [...]

Look what I got in my email box today. I knew today was going to be a good day:
” ROYAL FOUNDATION INC.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD [...]

Via Violenta, Matchless, Williamsburg, Greenpoint,

Another Wolf Parade Post. Get used to it