From The Onion

Wherein Revaz guest DJ’s, Sparsh mumbles apologies for our tardiness, and HP finally gets his track from the CPT.
Whoever guesses this episode’s theme first chooses next episode’s bonus truck. Due to Sparsh’s metadata fumbling, it shouldn’t be too hard. Track list to be posted on Monday. Have a good weekend, it’s summer time y’all.
Episode 5 [...]

Or, The Tango of Equality and Liberty
The main point I was trying to make in Part II - and which Chris was kind enough to back up with real-deal-holyfield research - was that my reaction came from the gut … or, that is, from the DNA. It was a violent and spontaneous response that spewed [...]

3rd Street and Race Avenue, Phili. The bakery is called Pastry Studio. It’s light, airy, has 6 tables, all of them empty except for mine. On the largest table, where the teachers traded student gossip an hour ago, is a small pyramid of the Sunday Times and Philadelphia Inquirer. Behind the counter, the bakers, four [...]

Do links encourage people to see beyond their personal situations and know the broad world in diverse ways? Or, instead, do links encourage people to drill into their own territories and not learn about social concerns that seem irrelevant to their personal interests? What roles do economic and political considerations play in creating links that [...]

If you ask me, she doesn’t look like entirely put off. Could it be … the flame rekindled? … another shot in the heart by oso cupidoso?
She looks cute huh? Yup, that’s right, I just bought her last week … my new laptop. Does anyone out there have an iSight? My AIM is “sasakid” - [...]

Daphne woman hit by lightning while praying - DAPHNE, Ala. - Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm raged through Baldwin County.
Suddenly, lightning exploded, blowing through the linoleum and [...]

My Dearest Lovely Women,
It’s so great that you have all your magazines. 763 ways to look irresistible. 477 secret sensual spots on every man. 13 steps to a flatter tummy, etc, etc.
Every week you have hundreds and hundreds of glossy, pastel-colored publications to choose from, each one full of thousands of tips to ensure that [...]