Posted 5 years, 11 months ago in the early morning by moreno
Overheard in New York (I’m pretty sure me, Freddie, and Rajeev were the owners of the second one): Guy: …Newborn babies are pretty small, yo. Girl: Not small enough to fit in your pocket! Guy: What if you were wearing cargo pants? –A train Guy #1: Shouldn’t you guys be out looking for jobs instead [...]

















