This past weekend I was in Las Vegas celebrating the birthday of a friend and generally doing the things that one does in such a timeless, soul-sucking vaccuum of morality. This coming weekend I will be working nonstop from sunrise to late at night. The weekend after that I’ll be in Palm Springs with my [...]

Oso,
I’ve gotta say, these emails are starting to sound a bit demanding. The last time I heard from you was over three months ago. Remember? You wanted everyone to stop asking you so many questions. And now this, a one line email that says only … now let’s see, I’ve got it around here somewhere [...]

In addition to the hot water bottle and plaid green pimp’s suit, my grandparents also subscribed me to Harper’s this Christmas. As it would turn out, these three are now the women of my life; my sole bed companions each night.
Go ahead, scream your bloody protests, but Southern Californian nights have been freezing-ass cold lately. [...]