Bush asks permission to use the potty


h1 Posted 3 years, 2 months ago terribly early in the morning by moreno


a note Bush wrote to Condi while he was at the UN the other day. Never one to make decisions himself, the President is asking if he can use the bathroom! He has to ask?!! His Secretary of State!!! the man who is running our country can’t even run his own bladder.

damn those liars at the liberal media and their ability to take photos and publish them!! damn them!!

i hope the amount of exclamation marks conveys my disbelief!!!



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  1. 1Jon OropezaNo Gravatar from United States says:

    But consider the metaphorical value of Bushie - this from someone who used “This project is coming to pieces faster than Bush in a crisis.” during a staff meeting yesterday (and got nothing but grins and chuckles, it seems that even the Bible Thumpers know that their boy effed up this time). Seriously though, it’s a testament to how incredible this country is that it’s still a great place to live despite being run by a complete fucking idiot and a merry band of tinpot exploitists.

  2. 2DerekNo Gravatar from United States says:

    UNITED NATIONS (AP) — Delegates in the General Assembly were miffed Wednesday when visiting U.S. President Bush left the podium unannounced, causing a 10 minute delay in getting back to the importance of building a more perfect world.

    A member of the Cuban delegation remarked, “This is what we’ve come to expect from the supposed leader of the free world: actions without concern for the consequences.”

    The arrogance of this cowboy!!! BushShrubCoburton thinks he can just let people sit there while he goes and does his own thing?!!! No wonder the world hates us!!! Blame ChimpyMcQuagmire!!!

  3. 3osoNo Gravatar from United States says:

    I really wish I was a US history professor 70 years down the road. It would be so much fun.

  4. 4HispanicPunditNo Gravatar from United States says:

    You know what I usually respond when some liberal implies Bush is dumb, I usually say something like, “Well he is smart enough to repeatedly kick your parties ass in every election, so what does that say about liberals”.

    But I won’t say that this time, given that Moreno is a cool liberal and all. :-)

  5. 5cindyluNo Gravatar from United States says:

    Well, in an election Bush doesn’t necessarily do the ass kicking, does he? Unless he votes for himself and rigs the election…

    Oh yeah, it is “party’s” :)

  6. 6morenoNo Gravatar from United States says:

    HP and Cindylu - saying youre not going to do something just after you’ve finished saying it is as infantile as discrediting someone because of their spelling errors.

    on that note, i’m not going to chastize you guys about that. and HP is an idiot for mispeling “liberal”. dont blame him, he went to public school! hahahahahahahahah….wait a minute..

  7. 7osoNo Gravatar from United States says:

    There should be some sort of handicap when we make fun of poor HP. Left hand only or something.

    Paul’s got a shirt up already.

  8. 8JulissaNo Gravatar from United States says:

    GWB probably has post-its all over the whitehouse.



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