Anal Bleaching?


h1 Posted 5 years ago mid-afternoon by oso

The September issue of Harper’s just came out. Here are seven fine cut lines of Harper’s Index:

  • Increase in the total value of U.S. residential property since 2000, expressed as a percentage of GDP: 60
  • Increase in the value of all U.S. stocks between 1995 and 2000, as a percentage of GDP: 59
  • Chances that a U.S. job created since 2001 has been in a housing-related field: 2 in 5
  • Number of consecutive years that the value of housing in Japan has dropped since its housing bubble burst: 13
  • Number of chickens trained by European scientists to choose between photos of human faces by pecking: 6

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    Chances that college students select as “most desirable” the same face chosen by the chickens: 49 in 50
  • Average number of $75 anal bleachings that an L.A.-area salon performs each day: 5


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  1. 1myke from United States says: Mozilla Firefox 1.0.6 Windows XP

    anal bleaching???? ANAL BLEACHING??? my lord … please don’t blame the gays. i swear, must of us never heard a damn thing about it.

  2. 2myke from United States says: Mozilla Firefox 1.0.6 Windows XP

    oh and … i think i know where to move now as in my line of work i’ll need lower housing prices to afford to buy … Tokyo here I come!

  3. 3oso from United States says: Mozilla Firefox 1.0.6 Windows XP

    myke,

    I think when you just look at the numbers, there’s got to be more heterosexual anal sex happening than homosexual. Regardless, what I want to know is who the hell actually knows what their anus looks like? How exactly do you see your own anus? And whatever sort of acrobatics you’d have to go through to get a peak … why?

  4. 4EMC from United States says: Mozilla Firefox 1.0.6 Windows XP

    The brilliance of your blog never ceases to amaze so early in the damn morning. And Os, if you ever find out how one knows the pigmentation of one’s sphincter, please, por favor, please, never share it.

  5. 5Julissa from United States says: Internet Explorer 6.0 Windows XP

    I almost spit my coffee out. Thank your for this hilarious posting. Anal bleaching??? What will they think of next?

  6. 6cindylu from United States says: Internet Explorer 6.0 Windows XP

    Wow, I guess if anal bleaching was going to get its start somewhere, it would be fitting that that place is the San Fernando Valley.

    And to comment on something not related to pigmented “winkies” as the article refers to them, I’d like to say that I’d rather be ugly if that means that a chicken will not choose to peck me in the face.

  7. 7ZANNA from United States says: Internet Explorer 5.14 Mac OS

    WOW!!! I WONDER IF THIS COULD CATCH ON WITH SHEEP!!! WOULD IT MAKE THEM EVEN MORE ATTRACTIVE?

  8. 8Dawn from United States says: Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.1 SuSE Linux

    You can just buy your own bleaching cream to save money

  9. 9oso from United States says: Safari 417.9.3 Mac OS X

    Thanks for the money-saving tip Dawn. Any advice on self-application?

  10. 10steve from United States says: Internet Explorer 6.0 Windows 2000

    I have created the worlds first (to my knowledge blog on anal bleaching. I wasn’t aware of the process untill recently but after learning more about it, you would be so suprised to know how popular the procedure is. It has been regarded as the new ‘brazilian wax’. even for curiousity’s sake or if sincerely intersted please feel free to come buy and ask a question or leave some feedback. Anal Bleaching rocks!

  11. 11oso from United States says: Safari 419.3 Mac OS X

    Oh no … this is horrible news … it means we’re surely going to lose our place as the de-facto blog resource on anal bleaching. Oh well, I guess we all must learn to accept change. Anyone have any ideas on a new focus for the blog?

  12. 12secured email from Japan says: Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.2 Windows XP

    You should first get a laser hair removal. The bleaching will cost you about 750US$ depending on the sessions you have to take.

  13. 13HaMooD from Kuwait says: Internet Explorer 6.0 Windows XP

    Medical question…
    anal bleaching for male affects or harms sperms or the erection of the penis?

    thanks…

  14. 14shadi from Syria says: Internet Explorer 6.0 Windows XP

    Dawn from says:
    Saturday, May 20th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
    Firefox 1.5.0.1 on SuSE Linux

    You can just buy your own bleaching cream to save money

    Comment by Dawn

  15. 15TINKERBELL from United States says: Safari 525.20.1 Mac OS X

    HI WELL I THINK ANAL BLEACHING IS A GREAT IDEA, IF YOU CAN MAKE IT LOOK NICER WHY THE HELL NOT? I TRIED IT, BOUGHT MY OWN ANAL BLEACHING CREAM FROM BUYINPRIVATE.COM AND IN ORDER TO SELF APPLY IT PROPERLY YOU MAY WANT TO BUY A MAGNIFYING MIRROW TO BE ABLE TO SEE WHERE YOU APPLY…IM SO GLAD I BOUGHT IT IT MAKES ME ALOT MORE COMFORTABLE WITHOUT CLOTHES : )



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