Posted 4 years, 6 months ago mid-afternoon by oso
The September issue of Harper’s just came out. Here are seven fine cut lines of Harper’s Index:
- Increase in the total value of U.S. residential property since 2000, expressed as a percentage of GDP: 60
- Increase in the value of all U.S. stocks between 1995 and 2000, as a percentage of GDP: 59
- Chances that a U.S. job created since 2001 has been in a housing-related field: 2 in 5
- Number of consecutive years that the value of housing in Japan has dropped since its housing bubble burst: 13
- Number of chickens trained by European scientists to choose between photos of human faces by pecking: 6
Chances that college students select as “most desirable” the same face chosen by the chickens: 49 in 50- Average number of $75 anal bleachings that an L.A.-area salon performs each day: 5
anal bleaching???? ANAL BLEACHING??? my lord … please don’t blame the gays. i swear, must of us never heard a damn thing about it.
oh and … i think i know where to move now as in my line of work i’ll need lower housing prices to afford to buy … Tokyo here I come!
myke,
I think when you just look at the numbers, there’s got to be more heterosexual anal sex happening than homosexual. Regardless, what I want to know is who the hell actually knows what their anus looks like? How exactly do you see your own anus? And whatever sort of acrobatics you’d have to go through to get a peak … why?
The brilliance of your blog never ceases to amaze so early in the damn morning. And Os, if you ever find out how one knows the pigmentation of one’s sphincter, please, por favor, please, never share it.
I almost spit my coffee out. Thank your for this hilarious posting. Anal bleaching??? What will they think of next?
Wow, I guess if anal bleaching was going to get its start somewhere, it would be fitting that that place is the San Fernando Valley.
And to comment on something not related to pigmented “winkies” as the article refers to them, I’d like to say that I’d rather be ugly if that means that a chicken will not choose to peck me in the face.
WOW!!! I WONDER IF THIS COULD CATCH ON WITH SHEEP!!! WOULD IT MAKE THEM EVEN MORE ATTRACTIVE?
You can just buy your own bleaching cream to save money
Thanks for the money-saving tip Dawn. Any advice on self-application?
I have created the worlds first (to my knowledge blog on anal bleaching. I wasn’t aware of the process untill recently but after learning more about it, you would be so suprised to know how popular the procedure is. It has been regarded as the new ‘brazilian wax’. even for curiousity’s sake or if sincerely intersted please feel free to come buy and ask a question or leave some feedback. Anal Bleaching rocks!
Oh no … this is horrible news … it means we’re surely going to lose our place as the de-facto blog resource on anal bleaching. Oh well, I guess we all must learn to accept change. Anyone have any ideas on a new focus for the blog?
You should first get a laser hair removal. The bleaching will cost you about 750US$ depending on the sessions you have to take.
Medical question…
anal bleaching for male affects or harms sperms or the erection of the penis?
thanks…
Dawn from says:
Saturday, May 20th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
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You can just buy your own bleaching cream to save money
Comment by Dawn
HI WELL I THINK ANAL BLEACHING IS A GREAT IDEA, IF YOU CAN MAKE IT LOOK NICER WHY THE HELL NOT? I TRIED IT, BOUGHT MY OWN ANAL BLEACHING CREAM FROM BUYINPRIVATE.COM AND IN ORDER TO SELF APPLY IT PROPERLY YOU MAY WANT TO BUY A MAGNIFYING MIRROW TO BE ABLE TO SEE WHERE YOU APPLY…IM SO GLAD I BOUGHT IT IT MAKES ME ALOT MORE COMFORTABLE WITHOUT CLOTHES : )