Comments on: Farts Are Funny

By: elenamary

elenamary — Fri, 12 Aug 2005 19:50:39 +0000

I’ve been trying to think out to address this distasetful and substance lacking post, all I can come up with is “Ughh”.

By: DD

DD — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 23:40:44 +0000

I clicked on Prince Dutt but got nada. No fair.

By: oso

oso — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:02:53 +0000

Myke,

Just what we need, another acronym. Well done.

Gustavo,

Personally, I try not to discriminate. I think you’re asking about Prince Dutt.

Revacito,

I remember exactly what I thought after watching Lost in Translation. It was the same thing I though after watching A Love Song for Bobby Long: Scarlett Johansson has ridiculously nice thighs.

Julissa,

I shoulda totally gotten that.

Irasali,

More important than being the co-worker who farts, I’m the one who laughs out louds, which is obviously just the person que les faltaban at your last job.

By: irasali

irasali — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 20:52:35 +0000

so oso, would you be the co-worker that farts as well? i had a woman like that at my last job and it used to baffle me as to how everyone could just pretend that they didn’t just hear her rippin’ wind. and i guess it wasn’t so much the farting that bothered me (we all do it) it was that no one acknowledged it.

By: DD

DD — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 15:26:47 +0000

Gustavo:

A barking spider is another name for a fart…..

For instance, I once heard a guy accidentally fart and then he turned around acting all surprised and stuff giving me a confused look……….and then he said, “That must have been a barking spider I heard”.

Bwaaa hahaha!

That phrase stuck with me ever since.

By: Julissa

Julissa — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 12:00:10 +0000

Sharting = When you “pass gas” and “someting else” comes out

By: revazito

revazito — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 04:55:11 +0000

What the hell you going to Baja Fresh for? Oh yeah, you live in La Jolla…aka Walnut Creek by the beach. I was just thinking of you as I watched Lost in Translation finally Oso. I remember you telling me your thoughts after seeing in with Laura. I hope all is well down there. Don’t forget the launch party at the Kava Lounge August 24th. I won’t be there but you should be.

By: Gustavo

Gustavo — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:58:05 +0000

What the hell is a “barking spider?” I am not really into loud farts..instead some would say I am “silent but deadly.” By the way quien tiene las orejas rojas??

By: myke

myke — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:13:12 +0000

I don’t think I’ve ever read such a detailed analysis of flatulence. I find myself rather impressed and now will gleefully make the most of the experience. Of course, in my line of work, it might be a little improper … but I am looking for a change of scenary … though I must admit .. I don’t want to go down in history to be fired for an inability to control my flatulence while at work. Or public display of flatulence .. PDF as it were.

By: oso

oso — Wed, 10 Aug 2005 21:36:26 +0000

EMC,

I’m a much more prolific gasser than belcher, but after a good Baja Fresh chicken burrito, I can do some serious damage. You comment reminds me: farts also bring friends together.

Xolo,

The fragrance of the fart can be oddly appealing segun yo. Much nicer than women with too much perfume.

Beckie,

Five years in Ohio.

Julissa,

What’s sharting? I’m intrigued. And you left an “a” off your url.

DD,

You use barking spiders or you do barking spiders? Come on, be honest.

Cindylu,

I control my variables. Promise.

HP,

That’s such a great idea. Let’s do that. They only let you into my favorite bar if you’re wearing flip flops though – you’ll have to buy some first.