Here’s Moreno, your trusted news correspondent, coming back at you in full effect, boyeeee!.

ok, sorry about that. anyway, did you hear the news?! of course you didn’t, because you hear the news from ME! anyway, Michael Jackson, affectionately known by his fans as Jacko, got off! In fact, his getting off was so public he was arrested for child molestation charges, put through a lengthy trial complete with media circus, and acquitted of all charges. a lot of people thought the day would never come, but it has (and so has michael). thats right, Mr. Jackson has got off. congratulations to you, MJ, you truly are a Man in the Mirror.

in even bigger news, the Via Violenta site has been updated! alert the NY Post! start casting for roles in the E! channel’s live recreation of the website updating process, this is gonna be big. Click here to check it out, its pretty obvious that Oso did not contribute as the site still looks like shiite, but hey thats Middle Eastern democracy for you.

now i know what you all are thinking: what was the impetus of redesigning the website? Well stop your questioning (seriously, my email box is full), for i am pleased to announce the completion of The Via Violenta EP

Thats right, 5 songs of non-stop, action-packed spitting, explosions, terrorist-dying, harpoon-cleaning, in-your-face-til-your-mama-aches action. you might think that doesnt make any sense, but it does once you listen to it and realize that there is no room for coherence in the world of Via Violenta. clarity is the opiate of the masses.

anyway, check out the EP on the site. I put a lot of work into it, almost as much work as this post. Naptime! booyah achieved.