Posted 3 years, 3 months ago just before lunchtime by moreno
ok i got to make this quick, i’m working and have a lot of stuff i need to catch up on….but seriously folks, how the hell have you been? oh ive been just a great. first off this is me at our last show
i’m on fire….literally. and here’s a picture of what my playing does to my girl
she was drunk by 4:00pm… anyway, my band Via Violenta played at Piano’s last Thursday and we chewed thru the scenery. thank you all for coming out and supporting us. oh wait, i forgot, no one from this dog gamned blog showed up! thanks, snitches. too busy reading about oso’s asshole, eh? go back to michigan. if you want to see some more pics check out freddie’s blog (scroll down towards the middle)
anyway, not muhc else for me to report except that i’ve stopped doing anything at work except for listen to r&b and chat with my co-worker whos office is right across the hall. what an age we live in!
Lets see, whats in the news today? so turns out george bush got reelected. crazy country. paula abdul is sleeping with some guy who is not me…again…paula, how many times do i have to tell you? he’s a cold hearted snake! look into his eyes. uh-oh. he’s been telling lies.
so the other day I had a Larry David moment. I was on the train, and a young guy who looked pretty tough except for the fact that he was holding a sleeping baby against his shoulder, asked me if this train went to Mostent ave. I said “what?” and he said “mostent ave” . i didnt know what he was talking about so i just shook my head and said no. he looked pretty pissed under his yankee baseball hat, big puffy jacket and sagging jeans. i was scared but luckily he didnt get on the train cause it wasnt going to Mostent Ave. So the train keeps going and all of a sudden I realize: wait a minute, he wasn’t saying “Mostent” but “Prospect”. And not only did this train go to Prospect Ave, that was the exact stop where I get off to go to work. I’m thinking, oh well, sucks I couldn’t help him.
the train keeps going and I arrive at Prospect and step out of the train. and who steps out of the traincar next to me? buddy boy with the sleeping baby. he makes eye contact with me and shakes his head, still looking pissed. I wanted to explain “wait a minute i couldnt understand you i thought you were saying Mostent” but obviously I didn’t have the time. he just walked past me and exited the train station. sucks. I could hear the jolly theme song from Curb Your Enthusiasm start playing as I walked down the stairs to the street below. then I realized I was balding and turning jewish. wah wah wahhhh.
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Sucks that the acne is acting up again.
nice nostrils, priya.
all i have to say about the paula abdul thing is that i thought she was into furries. in fact, i thought she started the fetish with her ‘opposites attract’ video. you know. it’s a natural fact.
now that i’ve ripped off your joke senor brown, i’m going back into my cave aka the law library.
I wanna see some reverb on those pictures!
El Mo,
Man, I wish my air guitar did that to women.
Cez
why is it that the only 2 pictures of me that have ever been put up on this blog have involved me being drunk? it just doesn’t make sense.
bobby, i like your nostrils too.
Come to think of it Priya. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen you sober before. Neither before nor after 4 p.m. You look smashing.
…and by smashing he means SMASHED! HIYO!
(u know i’m playin’)
priya i like your cowboy hat.
I was gonna say something about Priya’s nostrils too, but Bobbo beat me too it. Damn law students.
wait a minute, you’re all missing the point: i’m awesome.
Moreno, that was obvious. The nostrils needed pointing out.
I disagree.
this is the most attention my nostrils have ever gotten. i’m lovin it.
That’s not what your index finger told me.
she looks like she’s got coke nostrils
she looks like she’s got coke nostrils