Today I learned that one of my favorite comedians Mitch Hedberg had died from a “heart attack” in his hotel room. He was 37 years old and funny as hell. Sadly, it was hard for me to find any details on the internet. I’m not sure how long he’s been dead for, all I could [...]

and it goes a li’l something like this:
Before I lived in my current apartment, I subletted a room in a tiny apartment in Williamsburg where i paid too much money and shared space with young activists who may or may not have liked me. Things got a little complicated shortly after i moved in; [...]

I never knew Brooklyn was so anal. It looks like the Brooklyn blogosphere is throwing some yellow snowballs our way. This woman is “annoyed by our attitudes” (read: jealous of our wit).
According to her she walks around Brooklyn smiling and high fiving everyone she sees, but the Opera House kids are just too cool and [...]

First things first. This has nothing to do with the rest of the post – or maybe it does – but I hope this is a public and official enough place for me to declare that if I am unconsciouss for more than 6 months, somebody pull the damn plug. That’s no comment on the [...]

Airlines have yet to figure out what the buses already did long ago. And that is this: if your seatbelt ever becomes of any use to you, it is already too late.
Especially when they tell me it is recommended that I keep my seatbelt fastened at cruising altitude; that especially pisses me off. I don’t [...]

For those of you gullible enough to be longtime readers to this blog, you might remember an old comment i posted in response to Oso’s post regarding the Louvre being available online. I ranted about how I hate the Louvre, how the Louvre is stuffy uptight bullshit, etc. You might also remember an old [...]

Kyrgyzstan?? That’s obviously made up. You can’t have a country without a proper vowel, fools. No matter what Richard Feynman says … anyway, once again the people are taking over and revolting in the street, and once again its not happening in America. silly former soviets!
anyway, im at work looking for an excuse to [...]

Thanks to Sammy for sending me one of the greatest stories I’ve read in a long time.
When inspiration escapes…post about homosexual necrophiliac ducks.

Remember this feeling?:
It’s a completely emotional experience, not rational at all, but you trick yourself into thinking that you’ve rationalized your life, that you’ve come up with the answer, that it all makes sense now. A cruel illusion, because once the feeling is gone, so is the sensibility and you end up pecking away on [...]