When I read their policy, I decided to be upfront about it—I sent the guy a personal note saying, look, I don’t run a porn blog, but I will occasionally link to a porn or erotica site if I think it’s noteworthy. Never because I think it’s hot—I’m just not comfortable doing that kind of thing. Usually because I think it’s funny.

Generally speaking, I have the sense of humor of an 11-year-old.

Also, I swear. A lot. I’m from fucking Long Island, it’s my natural language. I try to control it, but it just fucking comes out of me, like wet, explosive shit after drinking a lot of coffee.

(Well, I didn’t say it that way. I was all polite about it.)

The guy wrote back and said it was okay, he was mainly just trying to keep from linking to porn and hate sites.