Posted 4 years, 5 months ago in the early afternoon by moreno
So it is now monday july 19th and i still do not have a job. our show at cbgbs went well, we kicked some proverbial ass while still managing to not get our own asses kicked. Via Violenta -1, Fate - 0. anyway thanks to all those who came, and my apologies to Elenita for CBGB’s being the idiots they are and not making their downstairs lounge wheelchair accessible. Interestingly enough, the lead singer/guitarist for the band that went on after us was in a wheelchair. They kicked much more proverbial ass than we did. Turns out they were handpicked by Frank Black to open up a few shows for the upcoming leg of the Pixies tour. Now if only I can remember the band’s name…
We’ve got a few more shows lined up and I’ll keep you all posted since I know you’re dying to hear about it. I missed Ali G last nite cause the only guy i know who has HBO lives far away. I’ll eventually make the trek out there to see it, he recorded it, so don’t tell me how it ends.
I saw this Fellini movie Orchestra Rehearsal. It’s one of the last three movies I got with my Netflix account before cancelling it a few days ago. I dont know what im going to do without those DVD’s delivered to my apartment. As soon as I get a job I’ll activate that account again. That’s a higher priority than paying “rent” or “bills.” Anyway, this movie Orchestra Rehearsal was pretty interesting. Definitely not the best Fellini I’ve seen but it had its moments. That’s about as detailed as my movie reviews go here. Sorry, folks.
Since Oso flat-out REFUSED to make the official Via Violenta webpage, I had to go and do it myself. See what you made me do, oso? anyway, its really minimal and pretty lame, and its mainly for venues to access our songs online. but for anyone interested, you can check it out here.
I already know it looks like it was done by a 3rd grader, so please, enough with the emails telling me that! You people make me sick. Well, maybe just Oso. I’ve started an online petition to convince Oso to make the official Via Violenta webpage. Join me in my pointless crusade by clicking here.
That oughta learn ‘em.
in other news, sorry about Miracles selling out, Oso. That’ll teach you to never try again.
This ends my post. Please send money to:
Hari Rex,
27 Arion Place,
Brooklyn, NY 11206
bye.
if we take the chair lift we’ll get a bird’s eye view of everything… directly underneath the chair lift
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netflix is sweet. ill go in with you on it if you promise that we can continue getting gene wilder and richard pryor movies. uhhh so after a month i guess ill be out.
I’m like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I’m proven to be good. I’ve still got, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 years left.
I think the website actually looks really good. I’m especially a fan of the photos of Moreno and Moreno’s grandfather atop the donkies. Laura wanted to know if either of you had ever worked in Tijuana before.
“Daunting marionettes … dissonance and deconstruction reminisce At The Drive-In.” Clever alliteration right there. But uh, what exactly is deconstruction?
I went ahead and signed the petition because I’m all for unrealistic idealism. Call me Lennon.
Twas nice of Paul to host the mp3’s.
I wonder if we’ve finally acheived copyright violation now that the entire transcript of the Simpson’s over the last 15 years has been posted on the site.
deconstruction is the sound my fist makes as it hits your cheekbones
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Ralph: I’m a boy.
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God, if you really are God…
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my favorite part was the images. that was pretty funny. how have you been booking shows?
oh and i almost forgot.
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