Finally, my plan has come to full fruition: i have toppled Oso and claimed full control of this blog. It was a long, difficult struggle full of resistance (my lack of posting) as well as determination (to my lack of posting). Now as soon as I am handed over the password for the site design in what promises to be a humiliating ceremony of Oso’s surrender, things will finally be completely under my control. Until then, I present to you the new rules of this site:

Rule #1: There are no rules.

Rule #2 - This site will no longer be ad-free. From now on you will have to deal with pop-ups constantly reminding you of your unsatisfactory penis length and/or breast size. By accessing this website, your browser will automatically set its homepage to www.trannys.com where you can view pictures of pre and post-op trannies living normal, healthy, she-male lives. The pictures are only a free preview unless you register with the site. I know this change in site may upset many of you, but Oso and I were not making enough money in donations and my new set of gold teeth isn’t going to pay for itself.

Rule #3 - All topics and postings in the Forum must now be specifically about Ronald Reagan. Any previous discussion unrelated to Ronald Reagan will be erased as will any future discussion. There just isn’t enough time to dedicate to The Gipper, folks. The man saved each and every one of your lives by single-handedly defeating the communists in a western shoot-out. He told them to tear down the Berlin Wall and they listened to him, fearing his wrath. I think the least you all could do is discuss his greatness in the Forum section. There can never be too much praise of Reagan, especially now that he’s dead.

Rule #4: There will be no mention of “Oso,” “Oso’s Blog,” “El Oso,” “Oso Lo Mio,” or “Oso’s Page.” Anyone who does will be banned from this site and subject to forced sterilization as soon as I can find the legal loophole that will allow me to track you down and send a team of sterilizers after you. I’m pretty sure its there somewhere in the Patriot Act. (Any readers interested in being on the team of sterilizers please email me. There is little pay but the benefits are self-evident.)

So there you have it. Four simple rules, that hardly qualifies as a dictatorship. I’m sure you will all be as happy with the results as I am. If not, please leave your dissent in the ‘comments’ section along with your phone number, address, and whether or not you have any large dogs in the house. All feedback is welcome!