Obviously, El “Mono” Moreno (who looks like he hasn’t shaved in a little bit) and I are very excited about Coachella this weekend. It’ll be a sweet goodbye for El Moreno and myself who won’t be seeing each other again for a while.
May is going to be a busy month for us both as Moreno [...]

My email box is overflowing with letters from readers thirsty for more of my hilarious/lifechanging posts….ok so no one has actually written me, and oso’s webpage counter actually shows a serious decrease in the number of visitors after my addition to the blog, but still. the point is, i think you want to hear [...]

Discussed: How To Give El Oso An Orgasm, Feng Shui, Sado-Masochistic March Of Coffee Prohibition, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Stalinist Ties To ANSWER, Argentina
How to give el Oso an orgasm:
Don’t let me have any coffee in the morning. Worse, force me to drink two cups of water. Make me go for a long run. Make me shower [...]

I am just going to cut straight to the chase. “The Office” might quite possibly be the greatest tv show ever. I spent this weekend with my main squeeze Priya watching season 2 (which came out on dvd last week, only $19.99 at best buy!). Every time I watch an episode I’m reminded how great it is.

Discussed: Silicon, Incriminating Pictures, Freddie’s gonna fuck you, Seinfeld, O.J. Simpson, Why is everyone naked?, Moblogs, Communism and capitalism driven technology

Discussed: Art Walk, Earth Fair, Hummers, Code Pink, Sub-Saharan Africa, sex with 50 men a day, Pimps, Mafia

I’m sick of people talking about how Bush is an idiot and how much they hate him and how he’s destroying the world; especially when these were people who either voted for him or (even worse) were indifferent and didn’t vote at all. Hating Bush has become a trend, it’s fashionable. Anyone that’s anyone hates [...]

Poor David. Reading his post (see below) I couldn’t help thinking, “I just talked to the guy yesterday and he was fine!” I know he’s not dead or severely injured, but when messes like these happen I can’t help but entertain my childish notion of “if only I could go back to last nite [...]

Discussed: Abused Marionettes, Dashboard Lights, Art Installations, Shrimp Cous Cous, Tim Burton, Flatulence, Venti Coffee Frapuccino

El Moreno is right. He unravels the truth until it is threadless, naked, fictitious, and reeking of sarcasm. Kosovo was rough, but to be reunited in the inland empire - gorging ourselves in orange groves until we shat Tampico - was sweet beyond all description.
That’s where we met, el moreno and el oso, two [...]