Well here I am, just as promised, with glory radiating off my fingers as I type these words. My name is Hari y soy El Moreno. I’m sure you’re all outraged at my being added to this blog, after all no one likes change. I’m also sure you’re all wondering how this change came about. Well I’ll clue you in to the personal lives of Oso and myself. Our conversation went a little something like this:

David: Hari you gotta help me here
Hari: Pray tell.
David: well it’s my blog, I’ve just run out of ideas!
Hari: Did you ever have any ideas to begin with?
David: No but now everyone will now. You got to save me here Hari, my reputation is at stake!
Hari: Hmm…well what exactly do you need me to do?
David: Well I was hoping you could write your own blog on this site.
Hari: I see. Giving the people what they want, eh?
David: You got it. Man, you’re brilliant.
Hari: Yes. Well I’d be glad to help, lord knows it wouldn’t be the first time I saved your ass.
David: Haha, ain’t that a fact!
Hari: Well what exactly do you want me to write about?
David: Anything man, you’re life is just full of such interesting stuff, you’ll have plenty to write about. I’ll pay you $0.50 a word, give you a Powerbook to write on, and my car.
Hari: No that won’t be necessary, I have my own car.
David: I love you.

Obviously this conversation was not reproduced verbatim but you get the picture. So here I am, added on to save this ship from sinking. Hey we all know its a lost cause, but we go down fighting here in America. Am I right? I suppose you can think of me as Torie and this blog as the cast of Saved By The Bell…suffering from the loss of Kelly and Jessie. Everyone loved Torie, right? Although I don’t drive motorcycles, I do wear helmets so the analogy works. (anyone lost in the Torie reference, please let me know as this is vital to your understanding of this newly revamped blog. You can also think of me as Cousin Oliver to the Brady Bunch for all you older readers.)

I currently live here in Moreno Valley, California and am in the process of moving to Crooklyn, NY to further my silly childhood dreams of being a rock star. This move should be happening within the next month and I can’t wait to get the hell out of here. I served in Kosovo with David, I was his Commanding Officer until I led the unit astray…an incident that will not be discussed here. I love America, Bush, guns, big trucks, wal-mart, and tax cuts. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.

Now that that’s cleared up, I am going to end this post. I will write much more tomorrow. I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so…so…scared!
keep off the caffeine pills kids.