Obviously, El “Mono” Moreno (who looks like he hasn’t shaved in a little bit) and I are very excited about Coachella this weekend. It’ll be a sweet goodbye for El Moreno and myself who won’t be seeing each other again for a while.
May is going to be a busy month for us both as Moreno [...]

My email box is overflowing with letters from readers thirsty for more of my hilarious/lifechanging posts….ok so no one has actually written me, and oso’s webpage counter actually shows a serious decrease in the number of visitors after my addition to the blog, but still. the point is, i think you want to hear [...]

Discussed: How To Give El Oso An Orgasm, Feng Shui, Sado-Masochistic March Of Coffee Prohibition, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Stalinist Ties To ANSWER, Argentina
How to give el Oso an orgasm:
Don’t let me have any coffee in the morning. Worse, force me to drink two cups of water. Make me go for a long run. Make me shower [...]