Life would be amazing if Kevin got off his ass and left for … wherever the hell he´s leaving for.

So here you have it, the newest category. I don’t really like it - sounds like a recipe for cheesy prose like Lennon’s imagine. Or Lenin’s soviet union, whatever your slant is .

But I did it because it makes me feel godlike to be able to make a new category at someone´s request. And isn´t that the point of this whole blog anyway? A digital altar of self-congratulation and showing off my friends.

It´s ridiculous, out of control, awesome - in the original sense of the word - how impressive my friends are. That I’m surrounded by some of the most amazing people I know.

And they all smell like ass.

Speaking of which. In mexico you don´t throw your toilet paper in the toilet, you throw it in the trash can next to the toilet. 1669 already knows about this. But what I´m saying is, it´s not multicultural, pc, nor post-modern to hate on people because they throw there cinamon striped squares of tp in the trash basket.

This keyboard is wack.

I still can´t connect my laptop to the internet but the website is coming along nicely I promise. Lots of blasphemy, nudity, trashy stories. Something between Bukowski and Lonely Planet.